I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
When I was 10 I was so dedicated into NOT letting my mom find out I was on my iPod at night so when she came in my room I stuck my iPod in my asscrack and when she asked me where my iPod was I said downstairs little did she know it was really in my asscrack
this was wild from start to finish
I mean, you technically weren’t lying….